Do Not Talk To Me About AI Soy Candle | Anti-AI Humor, Novelty

A small soy candle labeled with bold, hand-lettered text and simple icons that channels wry, borderline-sardonic workplace humor tied to the anti-AI trend. The design reads as an offhand, ironic statement suited to someone frustrated with tech talk; the minimal white label, black icons, and red hand-drawn lettering give a casual, slightly vintage-charm aesthetic. Choose from 12 scents (including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, or Unscented) to match the mood — a calming oceanic or herbal blend for decompressing after work, or an unscented option for scent-sensitive spaces. Product features - 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and glass jar - One size: 2.8" × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) with 50–60 hours burn time - Glossy permanent adhesive label with hand-lettered red text and black icons - Choose from 12 aromatic scents, including Unscented - Assembled in the USA; compliant with ASTM safety standards Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.